How can I sneak into the 2011 Tony Awards?

A friend an I had an Idea of sneaking into the Tony Awards, we look like we are 15 years old... Its in my neighborhood, the beacon theatre... We were basically wondering if it is illegal and what the exact punishments would be. We would obviously wear tuxedos and try and pull off the "I am the actors son" look. Any advice can help

Can you rate my Magic the Gathering decks?

The mana ratio seems a little low, you should really have 24-25 lands in a deck (for the first deck that is), the 2nd deck seems to have a good number of lands. One thing you should be aware of is that while the first deck is tournament legal, the 2nd one is definitely not. Another issue I see with this deck is that you have a lot of singular cards. For a deck to be good you need to have 4 of each card not just 1.

Im addicted to south park ! ?

Ok I used to think south park was a bit too bad with the swearing nd stuff nd family guy nd american dad nd stuff that's what I watched but my friend came over and she brought her south park dvd over nd a wuz likee ughhh naww dnt want to watch it ! Nd she sed fine ust 1 episode nd after it was done she sed ok let's watch ur dvd nd a sed ehm let's watch an other one nd she was like kaaay nd a was watchin it all night nd ma friend woke up in the middle of the night cause I was laughing to much :L nd all this week iv been watching it online on the computer in my mums room I even swore at my mum she said erin let me on the computer and I said naw let me watch this episode irst and she said get off the computer and I screamed **** OFF MUM nd she said get up to your room now and never sware at me again so I had to go up to my room and a wuz pure goin mental without south park so I got my friend to come to my house and put a couple south park dvds through the letter box and then ma mums like am not letting u watch south park anymore nd a even have a crush on Kenny !!! Wtf !!!

Is there any certain way to dress when you're flying?

I've never flown and I am going to have a one hour flight soon with a 3 hour flight on the way back. Do you really have to take off your shoes? Because I like to travel very light, it's only going to be for a weekend and I have one pair of shoes I am going to wear with everything. They are gladiator sandals and I plan on wearing them to do everything, walking around and going to the club. They might be kind of a pain to take off but not too bad. Does it really matter? Will they pat me down at the airport? I really don't like being touched but I suppose to will do it if I have to. It's better than unneeded radiation from those machines you walk through.

I wanna have sex for the first time!?

Well according to your horrible spelling, you must be at least 12 years old. And 12 year olds should not be having sex.

Can you wear Chino's with gladiator sandals?

I actually think they look better with gladiator sandals. I've seen many people wear them with gladiator sandals and I think it looks nice.

How can I make my graduation outfit seem more formal?

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